This just in from Onion Sports, the Non-doping Cyclists have just completed the Tour de France. After 571 short hours (only 480 behind Contador), the maillot propre (blue jersey) wearer rolled across the line in Paris with 27 other riders...and was promptly hospitalized.
Well done guys, we knew you could do it!
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Did you know THE ONION started out right here in good old Madison, WI. Where next weekend they will do the Ironman. For the last few days, I seem to be taking everything and connecting to Ironman somehow, someway. Wierd.
HAHAHA I love the Onion. That is just perfect.
Thanks for the bike tips, but unfortunately I also have weird body proportions, so don't fit women's proportioned bikes. Arggh!
LMAO. I love that!
How sad is this - I didn't even know about those non-doping cyclists.
But they are my new heros!
LOL Excellent!
3 Cheers for the Onion! Too funny.
madison, wi has changed. my grandpa was almost kicked out for drawing "a couple pitching woo in the prone position". they've lightened up since.
god bless the onion.
my favourite headline from the fake century in review: World's Largest Metaphor Sinks in Atlantic
or something like that. ah the onion.
Good stuff - and true!
I didn't know you are sponsored. I have a buddy who has MAD potential and could get sponsorship with his marathon times. Would you be willing to email on how to go about getting sponsors?
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